I have a good new and a bad news
Posted by Lucent Infotech Web Development Company , Thursday, November 5, 2009 11:43 AM
Patient: I"m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You"ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I"ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That"s terrible! What"s the good news?
Doctor: There"s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
