Posted by Lucent Infotech Web Development Company , Sunday, June 27, 2010 9:40 AM


A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

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Posted by Lucent Infotech Web Development Company 9:40 AM

q: what do you get if you cross a dog with a full bladder 
A:a smelly dog

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A MAN’s Sad Story

Posted by Lucent Infotech Web Development Company , Friday, June 18, 2010 11:14 AM

A MAN’s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday.  My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids.

I went to Work & my friends Didn't wish me .

I went to my cabin .-

My Secretary said: Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special .
Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said: Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said: OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
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NAKED

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Teacher & Student

Posted by Lucent Infotech Web Development Company 11:10 AM

Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?

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