A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
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Everything Men Know About Women
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
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drive them wild
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
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A. Money
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May a weird customs inspector discover a secret compartment in your sister.
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You are so poor . . .
When you were kicking a can, your friend came by and asked what you were doing. You said you were moving!
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A woman who is tired of having a guy hit on her says,
"Look ... I'm sorry, but I'm just not your type.
I'm not inflatable"
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When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look ... twins!"
--- Rodney Dangerfield
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Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper.
Whats dumber than that? reading them.
Whats even dumber? Reading them and learning something.
Dumbest of all? Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.
