Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex Plain later!
Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”
Wife: Janu, Kaash Aap Message Hote,
Main Aapko Save Karti,
Jab Chahy Parhti.
Husband: Kanjus! Save He Kar K Rakhti
Ya Apni Kisi Saheli ko Forward Bhi Karti.
Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota.
Sunder Ban’na Hai To Khoob Rootho,
Because.
Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai,
To Aur Bhi HASEEN Ho Jati Hai.
God ask me - what you want?
One million dollar or true friend?
I said: One million dollar. :)
Be practical yaar.. I have already true friend...
will enjoy together one million dollar :)
Saradar lost his Chqbook,
Manager: Take care, any one can put your signature?
Saradar: How can other sign?
I am not fool, ok.
I have already signed all chqs. :) :)
1 bacha roj mandir jata tha aur chapal churata tha aisa kar ke usne paise ikhe kiye aur mobile kharida vidhi ka vidhan dekho aj wo ladka apni hi story padh raha hai
sardar to taxi driver;siddhivinayak mandir jaoge
driver;ha sahab
sardar;ok to ate waqt mere liye prasad lete ana
