Posted by Lucent Infotech Web Development Company , Saturday, May 15, 2010 9:05 AM

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold indeed."
So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the
winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"

Funny Question Answer

Posted by Lucent Infotech Web Development Company 9:04 AM

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

A small survey of some popular European languages

Posted by Lucent Infotech Web Development Company , Sunday, May 2, 2010 12:12 PM

Spanish -- Everything you say makes you sound hungry.

Russian -- There are 33 different ways to say, "Comrade, pass the Vodka
or I shoot you."

French -- Every French sentence carries the implicit connotation that you
want to have sex with the person you are talking to.

German -- The German word for "hello" is "Echsteinlefahrtengruber". The
German translation for "Hey Hans, what say tomorrow morning we climb
into our tanks and roll over Poland?" is "Hans, Poland, ja?"

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:

Posted by Lucent Infotech Web Development Company 12:12 PM

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:

1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound like a homo
2. It's easy being a soap dodger
3. You get to eat shitty little things like snails and frog's legs
4. You know what you are ordering in expensive restaurants
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons far away from your own doorstep
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
8. If there's a war you can surrender really early
9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in a hole
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're crap